Louisiana Open-Carry Operators (LOCO) Academy is seeking qualified instructors to teach open carry courses.
We will be conducting elementary, intermediate and advanced level classes, so instructors with varying degrees of experience are welcome to apply.
All instructors must be able to demonstrate basic open-carry skills "on demand," without relying on a warm-up session. These skills will include (but are not necessarily limited to):
* The open-carry "strut 'n swagger"
* The ability to simultantaneously blade at a 45-degree angle and shout "You will not touch my weapon."
Intermediate and advanced instructors are expected to wear appropriate open-carry attire. Camo and gun logos are de rigeur -- flashy/tacky originality is encouraged.
Personal grooming is an evaluation factor. A two or three day growth of facial hair is preferable to a neatly trimmed beard or goatee. Hitler-style mustaches and tattoos are appropriate for any open carry class.
The most important evaluation factor will be your verifiable personal open-carry experience. Open-carry episodes on your own property will be deemed of less significance than trips to Wal-Mart or Cabela's. Affidavits from acquaintances will be accepted, but will carry less weight than security videos from retail establishments and official arrest records from local law enforcement agencies.
Resumes' will be accepted through July 31, 2009. All decisions of the Personnel Evaluation Committee will be final. LOCO Academy does not discriminate on the basis of race, gender, religion, sexual orientation (gays, lesbians and transsexuals are welcome) or mental infirmities.
Contact us at www.LocoAcademy.com
Our motto: "We're loco - please join us."
We will be conducting elementary, intermediate and advanced level classes, so instructors with varying degrees of experience are welcome to apply.
All instructors must be able to demonstrate basic open-carry skills "on demand," without relying on a warm-up session. These skills will include (but are not necessarily limited to):
* The open-carry "strut 'n swagger"
* The ability to simultantaneously blade at a 45-degree angle and shout "You will not touch my weapon."
Intermediate and advanced instructors are expected to wear appropriate open-carry attire. Camo and gun logos are de rigeur -- flashy/tacky originality is encouraged.
Personal grooming is an evaluation factor. A two or three day growth of facial hair is preferable to a neatly trimmed beard or goatee. Hitler-style mustaches and tattoos are appropriate for any open carry class.
The most important evaluation factor will be your verifiable personal open-carry experience. Open-carry episodes on your own property will be deemed of less significance than trips to Wal-Mart or Cabela's. Affidavits from acquaintances will be accepted, but will carry less weight than security videos from retail establishments and official arrest records from local law enforcement agencies.
Resumes' will be accepted through July 31, 2009. All decisions of the Personnel Evaluation Committee will be final. LOCO Academy does not discriminate on the basis of race, gender, religion, sexual orientation (gays, lesbians and transsexuals are welcome) or mental infirmities.
Contact us at www.LocoAcademy.com
Our motto: "We're loco - please join us."