When you punch someone dead square in the face and the cheap,mall kiosk shades he's wearing breaks and gashes your knuckles then someone comes and cleans your wounds with vodka while the guy you just knocked out gets up so you end up breaking the bottle of vodka over his head,and by doing that,you somehow get a small piece of glass in your eyeball!!
Okay, here's another one.
Stick Figure Families on the back windows of mini-vans.
A psycho-magnet if there ever was one. Why give them something to go by?
Talking or Texting on your 500-900 dollar smart phone while paying for your 4 carts worth of groceries with Louisiana purchase card.
People who say they will "try" to do something. As opposed to "will do". Try don't mean dick.