Policemen

[Nolacopusmc]

Just look back on all the threads you have posted on and if you can find 10 of them out of the hundreds that you werent talking crappy to ppl Ill eat my hat but untill then Ill keep thinking the same about you. A bad moderator with SDS.But I still love you(In a manly non homo kinda way)

1. Dude, you are waaaayyyy off. I am only a moderator in the forum that I pay for in my sponsorship. Trust me, SPanky would NEVER let me be a moderator of anything else. I am sure he will be along to confirm that rickity tick.

2. I cannot see anyone's PM's. That was a dig, not to be taken literally.

3. I have been told real moderators cannot see PM's but, but we apparently both have our suspicions.

4. So people can be crappy to me, but I cannot be crappy back? I have never had a cross word with you, and you post some **** like you did in a perfectly positive thread. I guess I was suppossed to ignore you? Then you post a direct comment against me. Ignore that too right? COme on man.

5. WTF is SDS? LOL


BTW...DO I get to pick the hat? Because I think you just let your mouth overload your ass. I am pretty sure I can find 10.

 

[Nolacopusmc]

Im wondering how do I get one of those nifty cards!!!!

Well, it is simple but not easy.

First you have to be a know-it-all about subjects that you have no first hand experience or formal education in. Google and Wiki-pedia are your friends.

Second, you have to take everything someone posts and try to figure out a way to turn it against them even when it is not even remotely in the spirit of the discussion at hand.

Next you have to get all kinda butthurt when they do not start all of their posts with "I mean no disrespect, " "Not trying to be rude, " and stuff like that.

Once you got all of that mastered you have to figure out a way to turn every reminder from me that what you see on TV or read on the internet is not 100% accurate or the whole story into a "defense" for the actions of a LEO even though I never said what he did was right.

Lastly, you have to figure out a way to be a complete dickhead to me so that when I retaliate, you can say what a dickhead I am and quote my responses to you without of course quoting your own. You must use carefully worded innuendoes and backhanded insults. Caution..do not use direct personal attacks or you WILL NOT suffer the wrath of select moderators.

After you master all of that, I will assign Pussie Comatosis, Renegade, or Leonidas as your field training officer. They will then mold your skills into the fine art you see expressed in the archives of BS.com.

PS. It is best to get started early so that within a few months of being a member you can already "know" all about me and be adequately "tired" of my condescending attitude to your peers.


Patience. Follow the examples set by your FTO and you will make a fine I-Cop. If you so desire, it may lead to a career and opbvious promotion to an I-Lawyer.


Best of luck young fellow. Go forth and spread your "opinons" to all within DSL range.

 

[#1bambam]

Ok your post sure made it look like you could and if you say your not a mod of the forum and only in your sponcered area then I apologize for saying your a bad mod.As for the rest it still stands.

 

[Nolacopusmc]

Ok your post sure made it look like you could and if you say your not a mod of the forum and only in your sponcered area then I apologize for saying your a bad mod.As for the rest it still stands.

See my edit.....

How do you like your hat? I grill a mean fedora.

 

[kirkdbergeron]

Well, it is simple but not easy.

First you have to be a know-it-all about subjects that you have no first hand experience or formal education in. Google and Wiki-pedia are your friends.

Second, you have to take everything someone posts and try to figure out a way to turn it against them even when it is not even remotely in the spirit of the discussion at hand.

Next you have to get all kinda butthurt when they do not start all of their posts with "I mean no disrespect, " "Not trying to be rude, " and stuff like that.

Once you got all of that mastered you have to figure out a way to turn every reminder from me that what you see on TV or read on the internet is not 100% accurate or the whole story into a "defense" for the actions of a LEO even though I never said what he did was right.

Lastly, you have to figure out a way to be a complete dickhead to me so that when I retaliate, you can say what a dickhead I am and quote my responses to you without of course quoting your own. You must use carefully worded innuendoes and backhanded insults. Caution..do not use direct personal attacks or you WILL NOT suffer the wrath of select moderators.

After you master all of that, I will assign Pussie Comatosis, Renegade, or Leonidas as your field training officer. They will then mold your skills into the fine art you see expressed in the archives of BS.com.

PS. It is best to get started early so that within a few months of being a member you can already "know" all about me and be adequately "tired" of my condescending attitude to your peers.


Patience. Follow the examples set by your FTO and you will make a fine I-Cop. If you so desire, it may lead to a career and opbvious promotion to an I-Lawyer.


Best of luck young fellow. Go forth and spread your "opinons" to all within DSL range.

That seems a awful lot of work, I do not think I am quite cut out for...
I am but a young jedi in search of the truth, guess I will just keep searching....

 

[#1bambam]

I dont wear hats too often but when I do its a bacon hat.LOLAnd I said Id eat my hat not your hat.

 

[CEHollier]

They are gods walking among us lowly stupid civillians.

Speak for your self mortal.

 

[Nolacopusmc]

I dont wear hats too often but when I do its a bacon hat.LOLAnd I said Id eat my hat not your hat.

Well played sir...but I definitely want proof of you wearing a bacon. hat. You put it out there, it's only fair. LOL

 

[kirkdbergeron]

O sheesh, all these gods, n mortals, an lowly civilians in here? Am I the only demon?

 

[Renegade]

Well, it is simple but not easy.

First you have to be a know-it-all about subjects that you have no first hand experience or formal education in. Google and Wiki-pedia are your friends.

Second, you have to take everything someone posts and try to figure out a way to turn it against them even when it is not even remotely in the spirit of the discussion at hand.

Next you have to get all kinda butthurt when they do not start all of their posts with "I mean no disrespect, " "Not trying to be rude, " and stuff like that.

Once you got all of that mastered you have to figure out a way to turn every reminder from me that what you see on TV or read on the internet is not 100% accurate or the whole story into a "defense" for the actions of a LEO even though I never said what he did was right.

Lastly, you have to figure out a way to be a complete dickhead to me so that when I retaliate, you can say what a dickhead I am and quote my responses to you without of course quoting your own. You must use carefully worded innuendoes and backhanded insults. Caution..do not use direct personal attacks or you WILL NOT suffer the wrath of select moderators.

After you master all of that, I will assign Pussie Comatosis, Renegade, or Leonidas as your field training officer. They will then mold your skills into the fine art you see expressed in the archives of BS.com.

PS. It is best to get started early so that within a few months of being a member you can already "know" all about me and be adequately "tired" of my condescending attitude to your peers.


Patience. Follow the examples set by your FTO and you will make a fine I-Cop. If you so desire, it may lead to a career and opbvious promotion to an I-Lawyer.


Best of luck young fellow. Go forth and spread your "opinons" to all within DSL range.

Not hard at all! Hell, you've got it mastered, Nola!!!

 

[#1bambam]

Well played sir...but I definitely want proof of you wearing a bacon. hat. You put it out there, it's only fair. LOL

Here you go.http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9G_bF7xP...ket.com/albums/jj57/thealphajerk/baconhat.jpg

 

[kirkdbergeron]

Here you go.http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9G_bF7xP...ket.com/albums/jj57/thealphajerk/baconhat.jpg

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[#1bambam]

I like wearing them in the summer at work.By lunch time all I need is a few slices of bread and Im set.

 

[Nolacopusmc]

Here you go.http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9G_bF7xP...ket.com/albums/jj57/thealphajerk/baconhat.jpg

No Fing way. Is that really you?

Seriously dude, if that is really you, I completely concede and declare you supreme badass of this thread.

Be honest.

 

[#1bambam]

No its not me but its funny as hell aint it?I ate my last one wednsday.But if you come up with the threads Ill stop by piggly wiggly and get a new one.LOL Heck if you can only find 5 Ill share it with you.(I always look for reasons to eat bacon)

 

[spanky]

There's something outstanding about a cop thread that turns into bacon discussions.

 

[Nolacopusmc]

No its not me but its funny as hell aint it?I ate my last one wednsday.But if you come up with the threads Ill stop by piggly wiggly and get a new one.LOL Heck if you can only find 5 Ill share it with you.(I always look for reasons to eat bacon)

If we do that, we will make T-shirts (cut off the sleeves of course) that say...

"i got in a pissing match with NOLACOP and all I got was this T-shirt and half a bacon hat." LOL

In fact, when I get back in the states, I would like to go back to hooters for a beer, BYOB of course (Bring yo own bacon). My treat on the beer. LOL

Besides, I need to get back on your good side because I want some AK kits and have no clue how to build them. LOL

 

[#1bambam]

If we do that, we will make T-shirts (cut off the sleeves of course) that say...

"i got in a pissing match with NOLACOP and all I got was this T-shirt and half a bacon hat." LOL

In fact, when I get back in the states, I would like to go back to hooters for a beer, BYOB of course (Bring yo own bacon). My treat on the beer. LOL

Besides, I need to get back on your good side because I want some AK kits and have no clue how to build them. LOL

Ill bring the bacon and you know your welcome to visit the shAK my friend.

 

[Nolacopusmc]

Ill bring the bacon and you know your welcome to visit the shAK my friend.

Deal....See, I am not all bad. LOL

 

[kirkdbergeron]

I still want my damn card....