A lefty?
From the devil!
WORSE:
Cross dominant...
Right handed, left eyed.
A lefty?
From the devil!
You know your limits, you know your ability, you are an excellent teammate, and you'd do your best to keep every member of the team alive and fighting.
Sometimes you cant ask for much more...I'll take that over a gung-ho badass anyday.
That being said...yeah you do have some badass friends & I know you'll be with them so you better take me along!!!
WORSE:
Cross dominant...
Right handed, left eyed.
...Now if I could just get Josh to reload his glock so he's not driving around with 8 rounds in the magazine!!!!!!
rofl, that dude is a trip...good man, for sure.
He's no gun nut but he is a badass combatant, you don't survive the **** he does if you're not.
Eli, Reese, Gomez...I want them on my side too.
**** OFF!!! You're a damned betrayer you are! God had the grace to make you a righty and thats how you slap him in the face? Quit shootin like a God forsaken southpaw queer...WORSE:
Cross dominant...
Right handed, left eyed.
Because you feared the AWESOME POWER UNLEASHED WHEN RIGHT AND LEFT HEMISPHERES COLLIDE! Muahahahahahaha!There is a reason we used to drown you.
I read this paper one time about how cross dominants are natures atomic supermen. Essentially it talked about brain hemisphere dominance, and how lefties tend to be creative and smart but flighty and poor at physical and mechanical tasks; righties tend to be physically talented but not as creative or bright, and tend to have much more rigidly seperated brain hemispheres. Us cross dom's however have the best of both worlds,and our brains have more integrated functions than righties...
Atleast how that's how my cross wired cross dominant brain remembers it...