Please enlighten us to all your police dealings. I think we may all benefit as LE is a little different in each locale.
Okay, I'll do it because I think that you might appreciate the time it will take out of my life to do it. Some won't and it will **** me off that I spent hours preparing for it, only to be ridiculed because my pitiful stories won't include instances where I may have been charged with murder.
Fore-warned is fore-armed.