I think he's already come and gone. I saw a HUGE white and yellow tent today on the side of Airline Highway near Victoria. A big sign out front said "JESUS CHRIST Tonight - 7PM"
if you find him, ask him when i can start to dig up that giant diamond in my back yard the size of a refrigerator. i read a book one time about it being there, and the book told me that as long as i had faith that it would be there. however, if i questioned it then i would going to be set on fire and sent to hell for eternity. besides, i wouldnt want to live in a universe where there is no giant diamond the size of a refrigerator buried in my back yard.
little sam harris humor.....
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